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Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why am I attracted to older men?
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
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Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?