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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 10:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Salary you need to live comfortably in Virginia in 2025, according to new study - 13newsnow.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why am I attracted to older men?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Health officials warn of measles case from traveler at Dulles Airport - The Washington Post

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?

No go.

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

AI Is Coming for Your Job, Much Faster Than Anyone Thought - Decrypt

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Disney and Universal’s Lawsuit Against Midjourney, Explained - Vulture

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

A Fifth Force of Nature May Have Been Discovered Inside Atoms - ScienceAlert

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?